by Merry » Tue May 19, 2015 12:42 pm
Magic Item, or, The Ballad of Liren:
I've got a magic item and it's mine
(and it's mine)
Oo-oh I've got a magic item and it's mine
(and it's mine)
Oh I Dunt know what it does yet
Gonna sit for three whole months Yea
Oooh I've got a magic item and it's mine
We will sing the song of ageless tomes
Arest beneath the ground
We will search for tiny chests
Amongst the ruins that we've found
Let us hope that they aren't Trapp-ed
Never know what just might happen
When I use this magic item that is mine
(that is mine)
Climb into my caravan, and if we train the horses right,
We can make it down to Crossroads,
Just in time for Terres rise
If we slay all our opponents
You can have all the components
Just don't touch that magic item
That is mine (that is mine)
Oh you've got a magic item
And it's mine (and it's mine)
Oh you found a magic item
Well its mine (well its mine)
Oo-oh I don't care about the money
You better hand me that ring honey
Now we've found a magic item
And it's mine (and it's mine)
We can trade in all our weapons
For a mighty flaming Sword
Well I don't know how to use it
But that's well beside the point
Oh I hope it's indestructible
The strongest are corruptible
When you find a magic item
That is mine (that is mine)
I Dunt care for gems or glory
I Dunt care for doing right
I just care to count my assets
Five to sixteen times a night
Give me all your glowing objects
Straight up kill you if you protest
It can be your magic item but it's mine!